Dear So and So....

I bumped into Dear So and So on the 3bedroomedbungalow blog and thought "Aha!" that could be cathartic so here it is....  my little Dear So and So blog post, it could turn into a moan, a rant or a giggle, who knows....read on and find out!

Dear Waterboard,

Thankyou for trying to repair my leak, but I'm not impressed that its now leaking UNDER the property, and I've no clue what to do!  I phoned today wondering how much my cheque would be - in respect of the leakage allowance, but discovered its not yet mended....and the potential now for huge problems, just does not bear thinking about.

I hoped you could help further, but alas I'm on my own.

Regards
Potentially Damp Resident of Plough Close


Dear Friend,

I had a friend, she was a good friend, I liked her a lot.  But sadly all good things come to an end.
I don't know what happened - why you and your father have decided to stab me in the back, I think it's jealousy weirdly enough and others have agreed with me.  I just hope whatever lies have been said have been worth it and you both can sleep easily at night.

Regards
Disappointed of Northants


Dear Hubby,

Well I call you hubby, you're not yet but we will be married one day I'm sure!  You're out tonight, I hope you're having lots of fun at the Comedy Club with the gang.  I've made a great dahl for tea tomorrow, I love the way you love the meals I cook - and I know we'll turn into 'Dad and Ann' one day where you don't want to go out cos you'll miss my cooking just like they do.  It makes us laugh now!

You're always there for me, no matter what gets me down, makes me happy, p**ses me off or give me a belly laugh - you are my constant, my rock, my hero.  Although I tell you every day, I'll tell you again - I love you.

Love, hugs and kisses
Your darling wifey
xxx


Dear Mischa,

I realise you are a cat and cannot read this....

Since I have 'adopted you' I've been able to have my little cat cuddles, and as you live elsewhere I don't have to hoover up the cat hairs!! What a result!

I had my own cat but when I moved out of an unhappy home I had to leave my stunning Persian cat, Pagan behind.  You, little Mischa, help me not miss him so much.  I come and feed you over the road when Mark is at Ellie's.  I love it when I park my car when I get home from work - you know the sound of my mini and you come to the end of the carport makign your little "mew mew" sound that sounds like a buzzer!

Long may you greet my homecoming!

Love
Aunty Cat Lover
x